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Become The Leader Of Your Own Investments

Cole Hauptfuhrer April 29, 2025

Here’s a hard-won highlight reel of some of my proudest client transformations in the US, Australia and New Zealand:

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Inside Amateur Investing: Serving Single Moms

Cole Hauptfuhrer August 26, 2024

Find Fat Fish is currently helping an eclectic squad of power moms learn to make their 9-to-5s unnecessary by investing as a hobby. We wanted to take a couple minutes to celebrate our clients' progress, as many of them elevate from feeling codependent & trampled to independent & triumphant:

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A Victory Lap with a Diesel Mechanic

Cole Hauptfuhrer March 31, 2024

He's gone from wondering "Am I going to work at a mine site, one week on & one week off, for the rest of my life?" to estimating "I will pay off my house & retire at 40" because he's learned to Fat Fish.

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A Victory Lap with an ER Doctor

Cole Hauptfuhrer February 21, 2024

A doctor who trains doctors, he’s gone from groaning “Why are my returns so shit & my costs so high?!” to laughing “1 position paid for Cole… today” in 18 months.

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"I'm ready to start when you are ready."

Cole Hauptfuhrer May 8, 2023

I spent the last six months on a sabbatical — focusing entirely, and gloriously, on me — and exercising “sacred selfishness” for half-a-year felt good (maybe a little too good), until I received this email...

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The Kingdom Of Compound Interest: Your Offishial Invitation

Cole Hauptfuhrer April 1, 2022

Are your investing returns jeopardizing your retirement? If so: I invite you, on this day, to join my humble Kingdom.

Compoundalot is for amateur exploiters of compound interest, by amateur exploiters of compound interest. Our goal is independence of the highest order—the kind most say they have, but know they don’t.

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How A 62-Year-Old Conquered The Terror Of Outliving His Money

Suyeon Son July 11, 2021

I’ll never forget my call with Stuart.

He led with the fact that he was turning 63 years old, because some part of him was convinced that he had run out of time. And maybe he had.

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The Intelligent (and Lazy) Investor

Cole Hauptfuhrer November 18, 2019

“There are only four types of officer. First, there are the lazy, stupid ones. Leave them alone, they do no harm. Second…

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What To Do If You're Not Ready To Invest

Cole Hauptfuhrer November 15, 2019

To put yourself in position to invest successfully for life, Clean Up Your Defense + Experiment With Offense.

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“What do santa claus and polar bears have to do with pollution and obesity?!”

Cole Hauptfuhrer November 14, 2019

Picking winners in your kitchen.

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“Overall, this is a sound, unpretentious primer for beginners. A well-crafted, easy-to-follow seminar on long-term investment.” -Kirkus Reviews

“Overall, this is a sound, unpretentious primer for beginners. A well-crafted, easy-to-follow seminar on long-term investment.” -Kirkus Reviews

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The Kingdom Of Compound Interest (click to enter)

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