The 1-Step Strategy Our Clients Use to catch their own investments and Make More Money With Their Stock Picks Than They Earn In Their Careers

(even if they're scared & busy with no finance background)

 

Does Your Relationship With Money Belong On Dr. Phil? But Does "Financial Education" Hit You Like A Sleeping Pill?

Wake Up In This Workshop, Where You Will Discover...

  1. A simple, proven plan to stop depending on people you don’t trust and take command of your own future, even if you are insanely busy.

  2. How to turn your job, hobbies, and addictions into powerful investments, without a finance background.

  3. How to situate your stock picks -- starting today -- so you can make more money with this hobby than you will earn in your career.

  4. Why diversification is fool's gold and how you can start investing like rich people did to get rich, not how rich people do to stay rich.

  5. How to profit from mass-panic, target Wall Street’s blind spots, and turn the next “GFC” into your shopping spree.

  6. How to do this without wasting ANY time or money on nonsense that destroys the uninformed: no fees, no loans, no long shots, no "stock market," no stock charts, no stock tips, no "studying," no “news,” no talking heads, bare-minimum action, bare-minimum taxes.

  7. Why your fear of finance is causing you psychological terror and physical torment, and how relying on other people to solve these problems for you is like trying to put a Band-Aid on a heart attack.

  8. How you can revive the little-kid-level love that makes you glad to be alive by weaponizing your weirdness, turning passion into profit, and making money off the companies that are making money off of you. ("I'm not playing Nintendo! I am conducting field research!")

 

"Diamonds Char Forever"

Find Fat Fish compelled me to invest in Amazon and Netflix back in 2010. I sold some NFLX for the first time in 2014, to buy my wife her wedding ring... and in 2017, the NFLX I’ve got left is up more than twelve-hundred percent!
— Russ Cohn, Los Angeles, CA, Client Services at ThinkingBox
 

"Greeding Frenzy"

Twelve months after our workshop, four of my investments have doubled or tripled and my portfolio is up more than 40%... I know it’s not about the short-term, but shit!
— Jerome Chiu, Boston, MA, Clinical Manager in Health Insurance
 

"Codnundrum"

Find Fat Fish provides the perfect approach to long term investment because it synthesizes the analytics that I encountered during business school into simple, crucial questions that make up the foundation of value-based investing.
— Paul Capon, New York, NY, Managing Partner at LunaCap Ventures
 

"Soarfish"

Trust the process. Cognex up 435% since 2013.
— Chris Magee, Minneapolis, MN, Partner at MTW Recruit
 

"No Shit, Sherlox"

"Rich Dad, Pole Dad"

We delved into companies worth investing in depending on your specific consumer situation, and how to scout finance documents. I learnt heaps about investing and feel comfortable and confident investing in stocks myself in the future. Thanks Cole for your help and support. Find Fat Fish 10/10
— Callum Ede, Brisbane, Australia, Student at University of Queensland
"The Flounder"

"The Flounder"

Presented by

Cole Hauptfuhrer


Cole Hauptfuhrer is Chief Executive Fishmonger of findfatfish.com. He helps aspiring investors around the world learn to profit from mass-panic, target Wall Street's blind spots, and make more money by investing as a hobby than they'll earn in their careers.

Find Fat Fish® is investing's first done-with-you service.

We will help you catch Your First Stock®, then build your own portfolio, replacing needless fear with constant calm, going on offense without sacrificing your defense, until you've learned to fish forever and don't need us or anyone.

 

Favorable Feedback For
Find Fat Fish's Your First Stock® Tour

"Overall, this is a sound, unpretentious primer for beginners. A well-crafted, easy-to-follow seminar on long-term investment." 
Kirkus Reviews

 
University of Queensland

"I've never understood stocks and it looked 'scary.' This makes it less scary and I'm starting to understand."
Genevieve Berlin, Brisbane, NSW, Australia

"Lots of interaction, presenter has a unique way of explaining things."
Dylan Choy, Brisbane, NSW, Australia

"Enjoyed the emphasis on how to analyze the future of a company."
Jeremy Steven, Brisbane, NSW, Australia

 
UTAS Jazz

"Simple, valuable insight into how to get the ball rolling and be successful in the stock market."
Thomas Hand, Hobart, TAS, Australia

 
US...A?

"I now see the way in which there is an intuitive spin on investing that complements the analytical/statistical parts of stock picking."
Nathan Cehic, Adelaide, SA, Australia

 
Curtin U

"Very interactive, felt connected to the presenter. Content was relatable to myself (things I use daily)." 
Chang Soon Koh, Bentley, WA, Australia

 
UNSW

"I am an Australian Financial Advisor who's learnt the most about the share market from an American English Major!" 
Hannah Tychsen, Sydney, NSW, Australia



Book Review:

12 Steps to Your First Stock: How to Turn 1 Month of Expenses into 1 Year of Freedom

Featured in Kirkus Reviews 4/15/17 Issue

"Carp Diem" 

"Carp Diem" 

A beginner’s guide to investing in the stock market.

Debut author Hauptfuhrer offers a brief, accessible personal-finance tutorial designed for the first-time investor who has no knowledge of the field. Specifically, he offers counsel for long-term speculation, with the goal of transforming an amount of money that could pay for a month’s worth of expenses into a year’s worth. To that end, he advises the reader to think like a committed consumer and identify a product “addiction”—a purchasable item that he or she consistently, repeatedly buys—and then consider investing in the company that makes that product. He then lays out the basics for assessing the company’s future prospects for success, analyzing everything from its current profitability to the strength of its CEO. For a long-ball investor, he says, the point is to buy and hold, studiously refraining from micromanaging one’s stock holdings. This “stupidly simple strategy maximizes dollars-per-hour while minimizing taxes, fees, and stress,” he writes, effectively highlighting the strength of amateur investing, which is having the luxury of patience. Indeed, the whole point is to do as little as possible, so there’s no real incentive to hire a professional brokerage house or seek out costly consultants. The author describes specific companies that have proven to be successful picks and candidly discusses his failures, as well. This very brief work comes in at less than 50 pages, so it’s more like a pamphlet than a full-length monograph. The entire text is written in a very breezy, conversational style and presented with the aesthetics of a comic book, replete with cartoonish illustrations, which makes it an enjoyable read. Its message is clear and well-organized, and it provides immediately actionable instruction. Some of it is more philosophical than financial; Hauptfuhrer points out, for instance, that a successful long-term investor has to learn to trust his instincts—or “fact-based faith”—and resist the fear of short-term losses and the allure of quick windfalls. Overall, this is a sound, unpretentious primer for beginners.

A well-crafted, easy-to-follow seminar on long-term investment.
— Kirkus Reviews


Case Study:

Jerome Chiu, Boston, MA, USA, Clinical Manager in Health Insurance

This is Find Fat Fish's all-time leading Fishmonger. Motivated by the arrival of his offspring, Jerome enrolled in Find Fat Fish's Your First Stock® workshop and caught 13 investments in six weeks.

This is Find Fat Fish's all-time leading Fishmonger.

Motivated by the arrival of his offspring, Jerome enrolled in Find Fat Fish's Your First Stock® workshop and caught 13 investments in six weeks.

This Fat Fish portfolio rose more than 40% during his first year, for reasons Jerome explained beforehand and will exploit moving forward. Jerome grows thunderous with confidence as he does things as a part-timer, and an outsider, that most professional investors (who average less than 10% each year) assume to be impossible. If a full-time professional with a wife and twins and numerous outside commitments can do this, so can you. No one is too busy. No one is too uneducated. ("If you can handle your emotions, you are smart enough to do this," says Jerome.) You've got this if you want it. The only question is: Will you follow Jerome's lead and find a lifetime's worth of assets in six weeks, then make dozens-of-thousands of dollars by mostly doing nothing? 

This Fat Fish portfolio rose more than 40% during his first year, for reasons Jerome explained beforehand and will exploit moving forward. Jerome grows thunderous with confidence as he does things as a part-timer, and an outsider, that most professional investors (who average less than 10% each year) assume to be impossible.

If a full-time professional with a wife and twins and numerous outside commitments can do this, so can you. No one is too busy. No one is too uneducated. ("If you can handle your emotions, you are smart enough to do this," says Jerome.) You've got this if you want it. The only question is: Will you follow Jerome's lead and find a lifetime's worth of assets in six weeks, then make dozens-of-thousands of dollars by mostly doing nothing? 

I’m doing everything you’re ‘supposed’ to do: I have a steady income and take full advantage of my 401K options, but after my kids were born I wanted to take a more active role in my investments.

After assessing my assets I put aside a measured sum to enroll in the Find Fat Fish program and jump into a world of investments that I previously lacked the knowledge to navigate. After six weeks of classes I was able to identify 13 companies that I enjoy as a consumer and believe in as an investor.

Prior to this course I was remarkably ill-suited to choose my own investments. I now possess the skills to review the financial statements and make a judgement about the overall health of a company.

It is important to highlight what this course is and is not. I have used other investment tools/newsletters before. Those other services mostly consisted of picks that someone else had made along with their explanation as to why you should buy their pick. Find Fat Fish actually teaches you how to assess and make a pick of your own. If you want to be hand-fed picks that you don’t have any attachment to other than someone saying they’re good, then this Your First Stock workshop may not be the class for you. However, if you want to learn how to assess a company and make your own conviction picks, then this is where you need to go.

What started as a guided tour through a single company very quickly turned into me learning how to assess the overall health, direction, and potential of the businesses that are connected to my first investment. The course was very informative and it was a huge step forward in my understanding of the stock market and my developing portfolio.

I enjoyed that the course was a review of companies that I come in contact with on a daily basis. By researching companies in areas I was interested in, I am now well on my way to creating a portfolio based on successful companies in the areas I personally find fascinating.

Cole was a great guide through the process as he took the time to understand my interests and help flush out companies through the useful tools he created. Overall, it was a productive course and I look forward to working with him in the future. I would highly recommend Find Fat Fish to others looking to take ownership of their investments.

Twelve months after our workshop, four of my investments have doubled or tripled and my portfolio is up more than 40%... I know it’s not about the short-term, but shit!