“Hot Air & Hair”

“Hot Air & Hair”

“HOW IS IT THAT SO MANY PEOPLE GO TO GOOD SCHOOLS, GET GOOD JOBS, WORK LONG HOURS, FOR A LONG TIME, AND ARE STILL SO FUHREAKING POOR?!” -Bernie Sanders (paraphrased)

Your investments represent every dollar you will ever study for, work for, sacrifice for, and stress out about. Isn’t it time you gave this skillset more attention than your fifteenth-favorite hobby?


"Fearless Girl vs. Charging Bull vs. Discharging Pigeon”

"Fearless Girl vs. Charging Bull vs. Discharging Pigeon”

I’ve literally become part of a team helping women to invest off the back of the confidence I got from Find Fat Fish.
— Jess Shaw, Wellington, New Zealand

“How Do You Pike Them Apples?!”

“How Do You Pike Them Apples?!”

Prior to this course I was remarkably ill-suited to choose my own investments... In the past two years my Fat Fish portfolio has gone up by 150% and more than $200,000. I know it’s not about the short-term, but my investments are making me more than my actual job is and that feels pretty badass.
— Jerome Chiu, Boston, Massachusetts, USA

“Man-of-War Dance'“

“Man-of-War Dance'“

Cole has enhanced my life a lot more than any words on this page can do justice. The underlying skill shown to me is the importance of having people around you to excel your success. Cole challenged my belief system in myself and the more I learn about personal development the more I appreciate there is not anything greater you can do for a person.
— Patrick Kelly, Cairns, North Queensland, Australia

“Codnundrum”

“Codnundrum”

Find Fat Fish provides the perfect approach to long term investment because it synthesizes the analytics that I encountered during business school into simple, crucial questions that make up the foundation of value-based investing.
— Paul Capon, New York, New York, USA

"Nostracatfish"

"Nostracatfish"

I now see the way in which there is an intuitive spin on investing that complements the analytical/statistical parts of stock picking.
— Nathan Cehic, Saint Lucia, Queensland, Australia

“Diamonds Charr Forever”

“Diamonds Charr Forever”

Find Fat Fish compelled me to invest in Amazon and Netflix back in 2010. I turned my first investment into my wife’s wedding ring, and the AMZN and NFLX I’ve got left are up more than 1,300% and 3,700%!
— Russ Cohn, Los Angeles, California, USA

"Carp Diem"

"Carp Diem"

Its message is clear and well-organized, and it provides immediately actionable instruction. Some of it is more philosophical than financial; Hauptfuhrer points out, for instance, that a successful long-term investor has to learn to trust his instincts—or “fact-based faith”—and resist the fear of short-term losses and the allure of quick windfalls. Overall, this is a sound, unpretentious primer for beginners. A well-crafted, easy-to-follow seminar on long-term investment.
— Kirkus Reviews