Helping wannabe retirees make their 9-to-5s unnecessary by investing as a hobby

"Rich Dad, Pole Dad"

"Rich Dad, Pole Dad"

 

Find Fat Fish® is personal training for personal finance.

Are you one of the millions muttering “I work because I have to, not because I want to” while feeling stuck & powerless to change this? Watch this webinar on how Fat Fish are opportunities to turn 1 month of expenses into 1 year of freedom.

“Twenty years in this business convinces me that any normal person using the customary three percent of the brain can pick stocks just as well, if not better, than the average Wall Street expert.”
— Peter Lynch

Flying Fish

(testimonials)

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"Dirty Bird Gets The Returns"
"Dirty Bird Gets The Returns"

“I have just done the numbers and surprised even myself. On today’s figures, since working with Cole just over 2 years ago I have increased my net worth by 715%.

Dan R.
Cairns, North Queensland, Australia

"Gill Ferrell"
"Gill Ferrell"

“Not only have we succeeded in our investing but it’s spurred us on to start other businesses that are well on their way to succeeding.”

Kevin & Missie C.
San Francisco, California, USA

“Reverse Pikeology, Feminists"
“Reverse Pikeology, Feminists"

“I've always said the biggest difference the workshop has made for me is the fact that it's completely changed my attitude towards money, and it wasn't until recently I quantified how much. My net worth today is 315% of what it was this time last year.”

Suyeon S.
Wellington, New Zealand

“A River Puns Through It”
“A River Puns Through It”

“I now consider myself self-sufficient in the world of stock investing. I have a growing portfolio of companies, which I am able to select and research on my own. The saying, ‘give a man a fish and you feed him for a day, teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime’ accurately describes the before and after of Cole’s workshop.”

Ross T.
Boston, Massachusetts, USA

 
"Trust Me, I’m A Sturgeon"

"Trust Me, I’m A Sturgeon"

ABOUT THE FLOUNDER

I am Cole Hauptfuhrer, Flounder and Chief Executive Offisher

Disturbed to learn I was an English Major training to become a verbal acrobat, my dad yanked me out of college and taught me investing in one week on a cruise ship. I went from knowing nothing about stock-picking to quadrupling my first investment—then rolling those proceeds into even-fatter winners that are sitting in your kitchen—using simple principles I teach people in my Your First Stock® workshop.

After 19 years of investing as a hobby to fund the life I want to live, this continues to amaze me: investing is the most lucrative & lazy-intelligent skillset on the planet but it’s taught well damn near nowhere.

So I’ve built Find Fat Fish to do for you what my dad did for me. (If, and only if, you’re ready.)