ABOUT THE MASCOT
Fat Fish Are Opportunities To Turn 1 Month Of Expenses Into 1 Year Of Freedom
Are you one of the millions muttering “I work because I have to, not because I want to” while feeling stuck & powerless to change this?
Find Fat Fish® is personal training for personal finance. I help wannabe retirees make their 9-to-5s unnecessary by investing as a hobby so they can retire on their terms and conquer the terror of outliving their money.
"Rich Dad, Pole Dad"
“Twenty years in this business convinces me that any normal person using the customary three percent of the brain can pick stocks just as well, if not better, than the average Wall Street expert.”
"Trust Me, I’m A Sturgeon"
ABOUT THE FLOUNDER
I am Cole Hauptfuhrer, Flounder and Chief Executive Offisher
Author of 12 Steps To Your First Stock,
Vagabonding speaker (NZ, Bali),
Creator of Find Fat Fish’s Codcast,
Grill sergeant of Find Fat Fish’s Swim School.
Disturbed to learn I was an English Major training to become a verbal acrobat, my dad yanked me out of college and taught me investing in one week on a cruise ship. I went from knowing nothing about stock-picking to quadrupling my first investment—then rolling those proceeds into even-fatter winners that are sitting in your kitchen—using simple principles I teach people in my Your First Stock® workshop.
After 19 years of investing as a hobby to fund the life I want to live, this continues to amaze me: investing is the most lucrative & lazy-intelligent skillset on the planet but it’s taught well damn near nowhere.
So I’ve built Find Fat Fish to do for you what my dad did for me. (If, and only if, you’re ready.)