āAquarium Psychoā
Well Hello.
Are you one of the millions muttering āI work because I have to, not because I want toā while feeling powerless to change this?
I help amateur investors & wannabe retirees make more by stock picking as a hobby than they earn in their jobs (this is at times an understatement), so they can retire on their terms and conquer the terror of outliving their money.
Do you have urgency, solvency, and gender-ambiguous balls? Watch this presentation. Launch your lifetime of investing. Earn your Findependence.
This is reel if youāre for real. Hereās what some Finatics sayā¦
(Iām aware it sounds ridiculous. But in the hands of offishially serious clients, āFind Fat Fish helps amateur investors make more by stock picking as a hobby than they earn in their jobsā plays out, long-term, as a probability & understatement. Because the math of compound interest dictates that investing is far more powerful than income.)
"Fat Fish on Bed of Greens"
About The Mascot
Fat Fish Are Opportunities To Turn 1 Month Of Expenses Into 1 Year Of Freedom. Find Fat FishĀ® is personal training for personal finance.
I will help you catch Your First StockĀ®, then build your own portfolio, replacing needless fear with fact-based faith, going on offense without sacrificing your defense, until you've learned to fish forever and don't need me or anyone. (If, and only if, youāre ready.)
āTwenty years in this business convinces me that any normal person using the customary three percent of the brain can pick stocks just as well, if not better, than the average Wall Street expert.ā
About The Mission
āGive a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime.ā
Almost no one is prepared, psychologically or financially, for the post-revenue environment of retirement. So the two problems Iām most devoted to helping determined people solve are āI work because I have to, not because I want toā¦ and after all this school and work and sacrifice, I am faced with a codnundrum: never retire, or outlive my money.ā
āRich Dad, Pole Dadā
"Trust Me, Iām A Sturgeon"
About The Flounder
I am Cole Hauptfuhrer š
Flounder & Chief Executive Offisher of Find Fat Fish, author of 12 Steps To Your First Stock, vagabonding speaker (NZ, Bali, Find Fat Fishās Codcast), and Supreme Grill Sergeant of Find Fat Fishās Swim School.
One of the few āfinfluencersā who can powerfully answer āWhat is your best case study?ā (Iāve helped people retire years or decades faster based on 8 weeks of training & 2 years of followthrough), I am a specialist in part-time focus investing.
Disturbed to learn I was an English Major training to become a verbal acrobat, my dad yanked me out of college and taught me investing in one week on a cruise ship. I went from knowing nothing about stock-picking to quadrupling my first investmentāthen rolling those proceeds into even-fatter winners that are sitting in your kitchenāusing simple principles I teach people in my Your First StockĀ® workshop.
After 19 years of investing as a hobby to fund the life I want to live, this continues to amaze me: investing is the most lucrative & lazy-intelligent skillset on the planet but itās taught well damn near nowhere. So Iāve built Find Fat Fish to do for you what my dad did for me. (If, and only if, youāre ready.)
āIf you invest $1,000 in a stock, all you can lose is $1,000, but you stand to gain $10,000 or even $50,000 over time if youāre patient. The average person can concentrate on a few good companies, while the fund manager is forced to diversify. By owning too many stocks, you lose this advantage of concentration. It only takes a handful of big winners to make a lifetime of investing worthwhile.ā
āThe highest rates of return Iāve ever achieved were in the 1950s. I killed the Dow. You ought to see the numbers. But I was investing peanuts then. Itās a huge structural advantage not to have a lot of money. I think I could make you 50% a year on $1 million. No, I know I could. I guarantee that.ā
Hmm. Still āresearchingā, eh? Hereās what more Finatics sayā¦
