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If you can't make your own decisions—and own your own mistakes—then stay away from stocks.
And no matter what:
Never risk what you need. We are investing for the long-term, not gambling for the short-term.
As for the art and writing:
We work rearry hard. Don't rip us off.
As our lawyer would reiterate:
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Last updated: July 28th, 2018
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